Sandy Cheeks jokes
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"