Runniness jokes
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
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My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
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The happier they get, the less they see.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.