Runniness jokes

What do you call a whore with a runny nose?

...Full!

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.