What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
