Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Romaine Jokes
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad), and to make the best salad, you stab it 23 times until the Caesar salad, romaine salad, is fresh.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.