Role reversal jokes

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.