Role reversal jokes

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.

Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.