Role reversal jokes

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.