In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
