Rocket League jokes

Guy

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?

Rocket League!

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I like men.

Wanna smash?

Suck my balls.

I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.

This joke sucks terribly.

Honestly just like and leave.

Add me on discord.

IceyTrae#2230

Lebron>MJ

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.