Rocket League jokes
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Hi, Iām Joe.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.