Rock And Roll jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Let's rock and roll!

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.