Rock And Roll jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Let's rock and roll!

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.