You mamy is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas and it’s still downloading
Are you a fire alarm because your loud and annoying
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a yo-mama joke.
My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
How come your sister is hotter than you, funny, huh.
What's moby dick's dads name( Papa Boner)
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out
Ur built like a double cheese burger
Stop it why offends..asf
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
"bully" omg that girl is so ugly "me"wait what.........ever
Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Person 1: somebody farted. Person 2: no, all I can smell is your breath
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Your so ugly your mirror shattered
Why is the sun so mean? cuz it keeps ROASTING everyone
daday chill pis ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
