Right-winger jokes

What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?

"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"

What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?

The Name.

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.