Right now jokes

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Nothing, because he is dead.

Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.