Right now jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous8 years agoThis man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."JJB8 years agoMy girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.I'm feeling cannelloni right now.Anonymous8 years agoWhat is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.PreviousNext123456Asap jokesRight away jokesSuicide jokesAutism jokesMorbid jokesLesbian jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoThis man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
JJB8 years agoMy girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
