Rhyme

Rhyme Jokes

Face

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Rose

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Insult

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Mom

Violets are blue, roses are red.

Last night your mom was giving me head.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at basketball?

He could only dribble rhymes.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

Rapper

Why did the rapper start gardening?

He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.

Rapper

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

Rapper

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?

The space bar... it lets them space out their rhymes!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

To find the right direction for his FLOW.

Alien

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!