Rhyme scheme jokes

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?

Removing a bomb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.