Rhino jokes
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!