A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.
She told her "Hey, long time no see."
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion? A: Because it will eat your "Aunts"
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek. It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank;)
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman? Two family reunions!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
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BlessedBrian’s family reunions must be like a casting call for the ADDAMS FAMILY
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma? Bcz there is a family reunion.
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
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Twin towers are like my perants 2 left and 1 came back
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
Me time.
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imagine if batman had a family reunion
