Reunion jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
I always enjoy family reunions.
It's always a good time meeting up with my exes.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.
I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"
I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to find their dad again.
