Retail Store jokes
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Walmart (DYM 73).
What store is the most public?
Publix!