Retail Store jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.