Retail Store jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

What do dogs do when they lose their tail?

They go to the retail store.

Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?

To the retail store.

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!