Reminiscence jokes

Tour Guide

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Urn

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Fall

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

Childhood

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Woman

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

Hand Grenade

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

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  • Boomerang

    I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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  • Shot

    I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.

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  • Community

    The disparity between WJE and SW needs to be studied. It's insane how different their community is compared to ours, and how much more ADVANCED they are. Like right now, they're engaging in a forum mafia-reminiscent "War Game" which sounds like a total blast. We as a community are MISSING OUT!!! Most of the people here are either trolls, using it as a private messaging alternative, or just PLAIN BORING. There's way too many mods and too few users here. SOMETHING needs to be done!!!

    Big Randy is an imposing figure, standing at an impressive seven feet tall. His height alone is enough to command attention in any room he enters. His skin is a rich, deep black, smooth and unblemished, a testament to his African heritage. His eyes, a contrasting warm brown, are full of life and intelligence, often twinkling with a hint of mischief. Randy's physique is as impressive as his height. His broad shoulders… Read more