Relocation jokes
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Community talk
Hello guys... it's been a while hasn't it. I have some updates for you guys 1. I started senior year! It's been pretty good so far. I did however move to the middle of nowhere for my apparent "issues" and I'll probably move back in a month or so to resume my studies in my home town. 2. I just got out of a psych ward two weeks ago and my mental health is so much better. Thanks to my friends and family, I have help no… Read more
So everyday starting today I am going to start asking y'all questions to keep this site up. Starting with: Where would you relocate if you were forced to leave the country?
Ahoy, mateys! Someone has sent me to ask the fellow WJE members if they want to move to FlopTropica island.