Religious conversion jokes

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.

Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

Christianity.