What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
