Rebirth jokes

Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

I killed myself, then woke up.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

Is it so? Do people get freedom?

Omega was born with Mammosbum in Mammam.

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

I'm alive, baby!