Rebirth jokes

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.

I killed myself, then woke up.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.