Rebirth jokes

Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.

I killed myself, then woke up.