Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
