Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
How do rappers stay organized?
With RHYME BOOKS instead of PLANNERS
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Wats the funniest thing u ever read? 4 me it wusz when rapboat told me he wuz a legit rapper.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick FLOW-TATION
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
