What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chickenš
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times
I donāt like the term rape, I prefer: struggle snuggle
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
Iām gonna stop telling rape jokes....
They just seem so forced
I didn't know I raped her, I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject
Where do rape victims buy there clothes from?
The kids section
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
I only want play with your daughter, it were okay yesterday
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
