Rap Boat jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
