Rap Boat jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
I love rap!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
