Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes a-choo choo
Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
You mama is like train tracks she gets laid all around the country
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
