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Marriage

6 years ago

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

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    Uranium

    8 months ago
    A white cat with its tongue sticking out and eyes closed, as if savoring something. Text above the cat reads: "Me when I am offered 17 kilograms of uranium-376."
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    Brick

    5 years ago

    What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.

    What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.

    What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.

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    Radio

    1 year ago
    The image displays a text-based meme with various sound effects listed as bullet points, followed by the text 'WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK'. This is followed by more sound effects and finally, 'THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION *imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*'. To the left of this is a grayscale picture of a man with headphones, with the text '64 KB JPG' under it. At the top, the post is marked as 'Anonymous', along with the date '03/29/22(Tue)13:17:38' and a post number.
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