Puzzle jokes

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"

His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."

The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"

"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."

The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."

The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."

"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."

Puzzle

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"