Puzzle jokes
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"