Putt

Putt Jokes

Trans woman

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Hairline

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Bee

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

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  • Golf

    What happened when the dog played golf?

    He hit the ball into the ruff.