Putt

Putt jokes

Bee

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

Trans woman

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

Golf

What happened when the dog played golf?

He hit the ball into the ruff.

Hairline

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?