God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Putt Jokes
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
