Putt jokes
God creating bees.
God: "Put a needle on their butt."
Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"
God: "Make its puke delicious."
Angel: "WTF"
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!