[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff? They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why is your hairline so putt back it’s looking like it was slapped by will smith and it need to be fixed
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
10-Putt!
