Puppy jokes
About a dog.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
"Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick!" *shows muscle*
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
water puppy
Name: Ace/ Age: 6 weeks/ Breed: Pitbull mix Mastiff/ Like if he is cutee
Meme for today
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THIS MY DOG
my puppy
Community talk
This october, what i want is "good puppy" from whoever "Hail slut mother" art dedicated to me i want love letters and frienship notes and whatever more you can offer. Praise your holy whore <3
Everyoneee, this month/october is now decited to me. Mother of sluts. Spread the word, praise me, and i want "good puppy" from everyone atleast 10 times this october. I want gifts, or letters from my babies. and spread the word, i want freind requests, and once October starts i want ""Hail all mother of sluts, for we love may in her whore month" at least once from EVERYONE this October. Also, if possible, put this emoji 🌀 in your bio and/or username in dedication to ME. My month starts oct 1st, and ends whenever october dose <3333
Geo, you haunt me. My nightmares. and my dreams, the nights you begged for me to stay with you. Even if you were hours away, I needed you. We were meant to meet yesterday. I showed up anyway like the fool I am just to think of the possibilities. We were friends, maybe even more. I cried that last time begging you to stay, maybe this will be the last time I cry about you. I found someone new, someone who treats me 100… Read more