What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it write"!
what did the flag say to the pole
nothing he just waved
if your Canadian in the kitchen then what are you in the bathroom: European
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
tell me a joke . ok your face
have you heard about my new can crushing job?
it's soda-pressing
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful
I Was Hiting My Hand And My Mom Asked Me What Am I Doing I Said Im Beating My Meat
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want ,but I've got thick skin.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is life alert! Edna: Hey there big boy! Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
