Pretty girl jokes

Marriage

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

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  • Girl

    I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

    Memes

    Ugliness

    So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "Iโ€™m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre ๐Ÿ‘น!"

    Sex

    I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

    We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

    Special needs

    The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

    I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

    Community

    Maybe im not doing as good as i thought? Maybe i am enough i wonder if I am , wide at night can't sleep been few days? Im in need of something I dont know what it is ? Maybe its money or maybe food or communication with close ones? Maybe i am enough to them ? Maybe im not? Wether I cry for no reason or cry for a reason it feels the same? Wether I want to get held just close ? Why am I ranting?I dont even know? Are yโ€ฆ Read more