Pretty girl jokes

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.