Presidential jokes

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.

We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.