DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
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The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle, If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972? Because it is politically motivated 👏 🙌 👍👍👌👌 🤔 💭 💡 🫢 😲 😭 😠 😡 🤬
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
📞 ☎️ What do you call a democrat that is a progressive? a democrat that lost in a presidential election
Someone ask the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton why did she lose the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hilary Clinton said because someone ask her what would she do for a Klondike Bar?
President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics
