Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?
Because it is politically motivated.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
