Present jokes

We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Answer: cancer.

The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.

There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.