Present

Present jokes

There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.

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  • I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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  • What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

    I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.