Prematurity jokes
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
It's not pedophilia, it's early access.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
Community talk
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more