Population Control jokes

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Suicide is population control, republished.

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

Why did the murderer invest in condoms? To kill the future buyers!