What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
why did Micheal Jackson go to the movies. he saw there was minor nudity
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.