During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Michael Jackson's Travel Plans
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Explanation
The humor comes from the unexpected change in location and company. The first person asks if Michael Jackson is in Miami with his manager, which seems like a normal celebrity situation. The second person's reply that he's in Tampa with kids is a misdirection and hints at his real life with children, playing with the listener's expectations of typical celebrity scenarios.
Anonymous
CALL PO PO HE GON TAMPER WITH THE KIDS