Michael Jackson's Racing Troubles

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you smooth-brained genius. You thought that was funny? Well, here's the deal. Michael Jackson, you know, the dude who moonwalked, is being used here for a wordplay. “Come in a little behind” sounds like he's late to the finish line AND like “come in a little bit behind”, which is a subtle and funny reference to his song “Bad”. Get it? No? Go read more books, you illiterate donkey!