Yo mama’s so stupid she drowned in the pond because the sign said 'No Swimming'
Yo mama is so dumb she wanted to get some ice but she went Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream🤣
Yo mama so fat she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
WHAT DID THE DUCK SAY TO SAY TO THE POND? FUCK TRUMP
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
Yo mama so fat she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned