Political spectrum jokes

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

I've seen too many of them get elected.