Political spectrum jokes

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.