Political Spectrum Jokes

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

They are all disabilities.

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"