Political philosophy jokes

Opposition

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

Tea

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

JFK

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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  • Perfect

    No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

    It's just true.

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  • Politician

    I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

    I've seen too many of them get elected.

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  • Dick

    A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

    You need to be a complete dick.

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  • Office

    We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

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  • Community

    Litmus test to detect nazis:

    Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

    We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.

    If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more