Political Leader jokes

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!