Political Leader jokes

How does Hitler tie his shoes?

In tiny Knotsies.

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha

What's the difference between Canada and the USA?

In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.

In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.