Police Report jokes

According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.

Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.

Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.