Police Investigation jokes

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.

But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.

Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?

A: He got shot.

What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?

Jack in a box.

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!