Police Investigation jokes
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and youβre being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and youβre destroying evidence.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
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I don't know if Ethans on or not but he probably won't be on much longer so he's under official police investigation, just in case anyone asks just know he's in deep shit.