I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: he got shot
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
